Tuesday, November 18, 2003
re: the unusual items found in the bathroom
please come down to human resources immediately and claim these if they are yours. in light of the nature of the objects in question, inquiries will be kept confidential. this also seems as good a time as any to remind all staff members to please not hesitate to consider utilizing the excellent counseling facilities we make available here at winky shock. because mentally "sound" employees "sound" like "sound" business sense!
please come down to human resources immediately and claim these if they are yours. in light of the nature of the objects in question, inquiries will be kept confidential. this also seems as good a time as any to remind all staff members to please not hesitate to consider utilizing the excellent counseling facilities we make available here at winky shock. because mentally "sound" employees "sound" like "sound" business sense!
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