Friday, November 21, 2003
re: the water cooler. first off, a shipment of bottled water has been ordered and should be arriving by the end of next week, or the following at the latest. to the anonymous person who brought the problem to our attention, certainly thanks are in order.
having said that. taping to the empty jug a two page printout with data from the FDA on the importance of drinking 6-8 glasses of water per day with powerpoint graphics, and the latest EPA report on the quality of the tap water in this region - not to mention the painstakingly balanced pyramid of small, empty water bottles - while it shows admirable ingenuity and creativity, constitutes, perhaps, a misallocation of company time and resources. it has always been and remains our policy here at winkyshock that a hydrated employee is our strongest asset.
your concerns are duly noted. in the future, a word to your supervisor will be sufficient. now, let's see you get your feet "wet" and "pour" all that creativity into the "flow" of your spreadsheets. thank you, now back to work.
having said that. taping to the empty jug a two page printout with data from the FDA on the importance of drinking 6-8 glasses of water per day with powerpoint graphics, and the latest EPA report on the quality of the tap water in this region - not to mention the painstakingly balanced pyramid of small, empty water bottles - while it shows admirable ingenuity and creativity, constitutes, perhaps, a misallocation of company time and resources. it has always been and remains our policy here at winkyshock that a hydrated employee is our strongest asset.
your concerns are duly noted. in the future, a word to your supervisor will be sufficient. now, let's see you get your feet "wet" and "pour" all that creativity into the "flow" of your spreadsheets. thank you, now back to work.
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