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attention all employees: in the spirit of the holiday season, and to thank all of you for all your hard work throughout the year, which is very much appreciated, we think you will be excited to hear that the board met over breakfast this morning and decided most generously to allow winkyshock employees to begin their holiday celebration early. so, that means that all departments, at the discretion of individual management team members, may allow all employees who have finished all work and met all deadlines to leave the office at 4:15 today. there was certainly a somewhat lengthy discussion over what the appropriate time frame should be, with some members feeling 4:30 was appropriate and others leaning toward 4:00, so you'll be pleased, i am sure, to hear that over our second cups of coffee, a compromise was at last compromised upon. please enjoy your extra free time, courtesy of your grateful management team at winkyshock. since time is money, consider it a christmas bonus of sorts. use your gift of extra time, perhaps, to count your blessings, including the blessings of employment and emergency medical health insurance. except for exempted employees who have the blessing of making their own insurance coverage choices. let's all come back on monday refreshed by the joys of the season, and ready to get back to work.