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hey! what, did the grinch come and steal your christmas crap?
kinda. h fucking r called me in to point out i was in violation of the employee codes pertaining to appropriate expressions of celebration and spirituality in the workplace. or some bullshit.
ha. how do they even know what's happening outside of their cave?
they said someone filed a complaint! i can't imagine who would even --
nephew-in-chief has been looking pretty smug all day.
of course! and i thought it was just because they let him play his american idol christmas cd in the cafeteria. that goddam bastard. anyway, i tried to tell them that i could hardly be less interested in expressing anything, let alone my spirituality, in the workplace, but they weren't hearing it.
isn't there some thing, like, you're only allowed two spiritually expressive items per holiday?
oh my god! how the hell did you know that? that's exactly the passage they pointed out in their bullet proof copy of the employee handbook.
hmm, that's two "gods" already. i think you're approaching your limit on spiritual expression.
oh, fuck off. how bout that?