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so then they tried to convince us that getting to leave forty-five minutes early was a christmas bonus! can you fucking believe that? coming in christmas eve is more like seven hours and fifteen minutes of forced overti- hold on a sec?
thank you for calling winkyshock. how can i help you?
i'm afraid you have the wrong number. no, there's no one by that name here. unfortunately i can't transfer you, but if you'll call the switchboard back, well, i'm sorry if they transferred you to this number, yes, that is this extension, but i don't know of anyone by that name. no, no, did you check the area code? well, i'm afraid i don't know how i can help you, maybe you should check the number again? i beg your pardon, maybe i should what?
ugh, i'm back. did they empty out the psych wards for christmas?