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whoa! what the hell happened here?
i know. i was visited by santa's little fucking helper.
who? you mean --
yeah. who else? she actually called herself "the ghooost of chrissstmass present - get it? present? like gift?"
good lord, she didn't.
yeah. more like the ghost of christmas unmedicated.
wow. she sure did a number here. can you shut off those little spinning elves?
nope. they're solar powered. or fluorescent powered, i guess.
and does that thing chime every time someone walks by?
every fucking time.
god. that should be illegal. why didn't you stop her?
i went to lunch, and when i came back, this.
unreal. hey, aren't you jewish, anyway?
yep.