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so i'm standing in front of my house, but it's not really my house, and i'm wearing black fishnets, but i need to find white fishnets to-- hold on a sec?
thank you for calling winkyshock, how can i help you?
no, this is winkyshock.
winkyshock.
win--ky--shock.
w-i-n-k-y-shock.
no, it's a company.
yes, i'm for real.
aghhh, i'm back. sometimes it's hard to pinpoint what the worst thing about working here is.