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you look a little glum, sugarplum.

it's just that now there aren't even any forks. the box is empty.

weird. who could have used that many plastic forks?

i know. and someone finished the half 'n half i left in the fridge, so the powdered shit is just sitting on top of the coffee. and nothing to stir it with. so it's kind of annoying to pour this out, but it would be kind of awful to drink it. i picked up the container of milk in the back of the fridge - it's still heavy, but it expired three months ago! i am so not opening that. and i don't mind sharing my half 'n half, but there was a lot left. and why leave the empty container?

whoa, easy girl. i did see our favorite carbophobe coming out of here with a styrofoam bowl of froot loops earlier.
you don't think lady atkins doused 'em in half 'n half?

probably figured that adding all that fat would cancel out the sugar in the cereal.

sure. that would make good health sense.

it would explain why she's not losing any weight.

but would it explain why there are no forks?