Monday, February 16, 2004
attention all employees: urgent message
it has come to our attention that there is a toxic mold growing in the heating ducts here. it has been suggested by the epa that we have it removed immediately, and evacuate all stations until this is accomplished. as such, effective immediately, all employees may leave the building and begin a three week vacation. we'd like you to look at this time away from work as time with yourself and your ideals. unfortunately, it will not be possible to continue the issuance of paychecks during this period. however, time is money and you should all have plenty of time. we regret any inconvenience this may cause. please come back refreshed and ready to get back to work on march 11. that is all. please proceed to exit the building in an orderly fashion.
it has come to our attention that there is a toxic mold growing in the heating ducts here. it has been suggested by the epa that we have it removed immediately, and evacuate all stations until this is accomplished. as such, effective immediately, all employees may leave the building and begin a three week vacation. we'd like you to look at this time away from work as time with yourself and your ideals. unfortunately, it will not be possible to continue the issuance of paychecks during this period. however, time is money and you should all have plenty of time. we regret any inconvenience this may cause. please come back refreshed and ready to get back to work on march 11. that is all. please proceed to exit the building in an orderly fashion.
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