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what the fuck?

hey, sunshine. whatsa matter?

how can there fucking be no fucking coffee stirrers?

that's funny. there was a ton of them last week.

i know! i know! they were here! it's not funny! it's pathetic! what are the benefits of working here? getting letters mailed for free, and having a steady supply of crappy coffee! and the coffee's not even good! what is the fucking point of this?

that's why they call it "crappy" coffee. wait, you get the mailroom to stamp your personal letters?

yeah, doesn't everyone?

um, yeah, sure, til that guy got caught at it last year and got fired...

shit.