Tuesday, April 13, 2004
ok, i guess we'll go ahead and get started here. ok, so, first, um, to put in the number of copies - everyone probably knows this, but you just punch 'em in here, the number you want. you choose your paper size here, you can even get it to automatically change the size. like if you want to reduce from legal to letter size, that's this button. it sets the percentage reduction, 64%, automatically. now, if you want it to collate--
excuse me, i think we're all actually pretty familiar with the basic functions. we've had this machine for a while here. i think we were hoping you'd go over some of the new, more advanced functions - the scanning, the faxing?
yeah, me too.
yeah, that's what i was hoping also.
ok, well, i don't think your machine is set up for scanning or faxing.
no, they told us it was going to be networked so we could do those. isn't that why they set up this session?
yeah, accounting's machine can scan and fax. can't it? and legal, too, right?
mm hmm. my friend is in personnel and they can scan and fax from their copier. why can't ours?
ok, ladies, ladies. i'm just the trainer. xerox just sends me out to train people on how to use the machines. i can't get involved in what department has what or who doesn't or anything. i can just tell you how to use the features you do have. like, does everyone know how to control the darkness or lightness of the image?
yes! we've seriously had this machine for three years! why did they set up a training session now if they didn't add any new features? and why do other departments have better machines?
it's not just copiers, either! the legal department, you can go right into the supply cabinet, you don't have to get the key from anyone.
i heard that human resources has an espresso machine in their break room!
stop playing!
i'm for real! and they have two half gallons of every kind of milk - half n' half, skim, everything.
and all we get is that gully old machine and powdered creamer?
i heard they get potted orchids in every office of corporate real estate.
ok, um, excuse me, if we could get back to the machine, are we all familiar with the staple function? i can show you how to adjust the placement of the staple for different orientated--
we're fine with stapling. i don't need this. i'm going back to work.
yeah, me too.
mm hmm. this was not necessary.
ok, well, if anyone wants me to demonstrate the, ok, well, bye then.
excuse me, i think we're all actually pretty familiar with the basic functions. we've had this machine for a while here. i think we were hoping you'd go over some of the new, more advanced functions - the scanning, the faxing?
yeah, me too.
yeah, that's what i was hoping also.
ok, well, i don't think your machine is set up for scanning or faxing.
no, they told us it was going to be networked so we could do those. isn't that why they set up this session?
yeah, accounting's machine can scan and fax. can't it? and legal, too, right?
mm hmm. my friend is in personnel and they can scan and fax from their copier. why can't ours?
ok, ladies, ladies. i'm just the trainer. xerox just sends me out to train people on how to use the machines. i can't get involved in what department has what or who doesn't or anything. i can just tell you how to use the features you do have. like, does everyone know how to control the darkness or lightness of the image?
yes! we've seriously had this machine for three years! why did they set up a training session now if they didn't add any new features? and why do other departments have better machines?
it's not just copiers, either! the legal department, you can go right into the supply cabinet, you don't have to get the key from anyone.
i heard that human resources has an espresso machine in their break room!
stop playing!
i'm for real! and they have two half gallons of every kind of milk - half n' half, skim, everything.
and all we get is that gully old machine and powdered creamer?
i heard they get potted orchids in every office of corporate real estate.
ok, um, excuse me, if we could get back to the machine, are we all familiar with the staple function? i can show you how to adjust the placement of the staple for different orientated--
we're fine with stapling. i don't need this. i'm going back to work.
yeah, me too.
mm hmm. this was not necessary.
ok, well, if anyone wants me to demonstrate the, ok, well, bye then.
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