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g'morning. good weekend?

where did you go on friday?

i'm fine thanks, and you? what do you mean?

i mean, everybody went back into the building at four forty-five after the evacuation and you went to get a lighter and never came back!

no, let's see, at four forty-five i would have been just paying for my to-go margarita and heading for the park.

i can't believe you! everybody went back to work!

i can't believe that. didn't everybody notice it was friday afternoon, and the first hot, sunny friday we've had this year? what did you do, stand outside for two hours, then work on spreadsheets for fifteen more precious minutes?

no, not spreadsheets. i had some photocopies to make. you can't not go to work and go drink margaritas just because the weather's nice! what if everybody did that?

then everybody'd be having a little more fun.

not everybody thinks irresponsibilty is fun!

well, each according to his desires, eh?

what?

ah, you're right. abilities, needs, whatever. see ya.

hey, wait! are to-go margaritas even legal? wait!