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good morning. getting used to the new coffee machine?

hey. sure. they say the human body can adapt to almost anything. anyway, it's better than before. wonder what the difference is between european roast and french roast?

hmm, i suspect it's subtle. at best. hey! so did you hear about friday?

all i heard is that my margarita-drinking absence was duly noted. tell me you didn't come back in after the evacuation?

are you kidding? on a day like that? no way. but this guy vin i know in auditing sits right by the ladies' room,

ug. lucky him.

i know, right? and he came back in as soon as he could because he left his cellphone inside and needed it for the weekend.

i could see that.

he said that as he was coming in, three cops wearing face masks were leaving the ladies' room with a big, clear sealed bag that looked like it had smaller ziploc bags inside.

really? what was it?

dunno. i've never been in the ladies' room, you know. thought you might have some ideas.

hmm. nothing i want to think about.