Thursday, May 13, 2004
hey, come here, check this out! vin, tell her what you told me!
ok, so, i was sitting at my desk like always, with that door opening and closing all day - and every time it opens, you can hear how loud the vent is on in there.
that must be nice.
oh my god, it is so. annoying. anyway. so last friday, that lady from accounting? the big one with the painted on eyebrows who's always wearing the shiny gold sweaters and flowery polyester pants? she goes in there and she runs out a second later holding her breath and covering her mouth with a paper towel. and i'm like, somebody did something stin-ky. but she looks all panicky and runs into the boss' office.
and then?
and then they evacuated the building.
vin, we know that! but what happened?
oh, that, honey, i couldn't tell you. but i'll tell you one thing. that woman, she should not be wearing flowered polyester pants.
ok, so, i was sitting at my desk like always, with that door opening and closing all day - and every time it opens, you can hear how loud the vent is on in there.
that must be nice.
oh my god, it is so. annoying. anyway. so last friday, that lady from accounting? the big one with the painted on eyebrows who's always wearing the shiny gold sweaters and flowery polyester pants? she goes in there and she runs out a second later holding her breath and covering her mouth with a paper towel. and i'm like, somebody did something stin-ky. but she looks all panicky and runs into the boss' office.
and then?
and then they evacuated the building.
vin, we know that! but what happened?
oh, that, honey, i couldn't tell you. but i'll tell you one thing. that woman, she should not be wearing flowered polyester pants.
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