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hey, i have wings!

oh. is it wingday again?

no! are you, like, obsessed with wingday? you always think it's wingday.

well. you said you had wings...

i mean, i have wiiiiings! i'm drinking red bull.

oh. why?

joanne said i should stop drinking coffee. she said the caffeine is bad for you.

roger, red bull has caffeine.

no it doesn't.

yes, it does. and guarana. and a ton of sugar. why do you think it gives you wi-i-ngs?

no, it's because it has taurine. it's an extract from a bull, so it's natural energy.

taurine is not from bulls, roger. it's like an amino acid. why would bull extract give you energy, anyway?

because, bulls are powerful. and i know it's from a bull. you probably don't realize it, but taurine is another word for a bull. didn't you ever hear of taurus, the sign? do you know what animal that is?

yes.

it's a bull! i bet you didn't know that. anyway, nina was drinking them on my uncle's boat this weekend, and she stayed up until like five in the morning, so i know it works.

nina was on your uncle's boat? i thought she was away on vacation?

oh. yeah. right. i mean, she wasn't on my uncle's boat. it's... opposite day now.