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why does she have to be so mean?

aw, c'mon. she's just having fun with you. what did she say?

all i said was, and it's a very legitimate concern in these times, that there was a suspicious powder and maybe we've been exposed to anthrax--

anthrax?

yes! i don't see what's funny about that!

sorry, sorry. i didn't mean to laugh. go on.

that maybe we've been exposed to anthrax and now i have a runny nose, and she said, maybe it's allergies!

well, maybe it is allergies?

i don't have allergies! so it couldn't be!

ok, ok. i'm sure she didn't say it to be mean, though.

i see you two always talking by the coffee machine. i know what's going on.