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you know, personally, for me, tuesday is the worst day of the week.

oh. really.

yeah, tuesday. definitely. and, of course, monday because you know, monday is monday. so monday and tuesday are the worst.

uh huh.

and i used to like wednesday because it was humpday and that's awesome but then you ruined it for me when you told me about how--

um, roger, did you need something?

no. i was just saying hi. gosh, can't i say hi? what's wrong with saying hi? hi. see? is that a big deal? hi. hi, hi--

oh. ok. hi.

and also, i figured out. monday, tuesday, and wednesday are the worst days of the week. thursday is sort of ok, because it's almost friday. then friday is sweet! and saturday is sweet! and sunday is sweet! but sunday's not that sweet because it's almost monday. so that kind of ruins it. you know?

look, roger--

also, did you hear about the suspicious white powder?

what? no. what?

yeah, i heard my uncle talking on the phone in his office. he was saying to make sure nobody finds out they found a suspicious powder in the bathroom on friday. oh! whoops.