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hey! guess what! do you want to save money?

um, probably not, roger.

i just figured out how to totally save money at the self-serve icecream machine.

mm hmm.

instead of putting sprinkles on top, i just take a big handful and eat them right there at the machine. then they don't weigh them, but i still get to eat them.

but then you have a big mouthful of sprinkles.

i know! sweet idea, right? you should try it sometime. just remember not to say anything to the cashier while they're still in your mouth.