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hey, know what time it is?

i shudder to think.

what?

nothing. what time is it?

it’s shhhimmer time!

shimmer time?

yeah. shimmer. it’s this way cool text effect I figured out.

does it, perchance roger, make the reader feel like she’s having some kind of blood flow obstruction in the occipital lobe?

what?

does it make shit really hard to read?

oh. no. it makes it look cool.

makes the words dissolve back and forth into little dots then snap back into focus?

yeah! isn’t it awesome?

you can kind of get the same effect by pushing your knuckles against your eyes really hard then looking at a bright light.

but why would you want to do that? i totally don't get you. anyway, shimmer's not the only one. i was going to surprise everyone, but i'll tell you - the next one is gonna have Vegas Lights. i also like Blinking Background.

oh god.

i'm just trying to figure out a way that you can use both at the same time. i'll tell you when i figure it out.

i think i'll know when people around me start having seizures.