Tuesday, June 22, 2004
hey, mg, can i borrow your scissors?
i guess. aren't there any in the copy room?
yeah, but those are, like, backwards or something. mine are, too. none of them cut.
oh, yeah, that could be. the last boss was left-handed and he bought only lefty ones for everyone. mine are leftover from the boss before that. but i need them back, roger.
ok, ok. can i get some glue and a ruler, too?
roger, what is it you're doing, exactly?
i'm making address labels for the resume project i've been working on. i kept trying to print them out, but first they came out on the wrong printer. then i got the right printer, but they printed out sideways over a whole bunch of envelopes that somebody left there. then i put the labels in the paper tray before lunch and when i came back i printed them again, but they came out on that thicker paper that has the winkyshock logo on it--
letterhead?
ok, then you're a paperhead.
roger, for godsake, that thick paper is called-- nevermind. so then what happened?
so then i was like forget it. the labels disappear every time i set them up in the printer so i'll just use the ones on paper. so i'm going to cut them out and glue them on. see, like homemade mailing labels. i think it will save time in the long run, than putting labels in, going back to my office, printing them out, then coming to get them and they're printed out on, like, something random.
roger, as dumb as that still is, this is the closest i've ever come to sort of agreeing with you.
i can never even tell if you're saying something bad about me or not.
take the glue stick and get out of here, buddy. oh, and hey! roger! can you still hear me? for chrissakes, don't leave labels in the printer when you go to lunch!
dude, did she say something?
i guess. aren't there any in the copy room?
yeah, but those are, like, backwards or something. mine are, too. none of them cut.
oh, yeah, that could be. the last boss was left-handed and he bought only lefty ones for everyone. mine are leftover from the boss before that. but i need them back, roger.
ok, ok. can i get some glue and a ruler, too?
roger, what is it you're doing, exactly?
i'm making address labels for the resume project i've been working on. i kept trying to print them out, but first they came out on the wrong printer. then i got the right printer, but they printed out sideways over a whole bunch of envelopes that somebody left there. then i put the labels in the paper tray before lunch and when i came back i printed them again, but they came out on that thicker paper that has the winkyshock logo on it--
letterhead?
ok, then you're a paperhead.
roger, for godsake, that thick paper is called-- nevermind. so then what happened?
so then i was like forget it. the labels disappear every time i set them up in the printer so i'll just use the ones on paper. so i'm going to cut them out and glue them on. see, like homemade mailing labels. i think it will save time in the long run, than putting labels in, going back to my office, printing them out, then coming to get them and they're printed out on, like, something random.
roger, as dumb as that still is, this is the closest i've ever come to sort of agreeing with you.
i can never even tell if you're saying something bad about me or not.
take the glue stick and get out of here, buddy. oh, and hey! roger! can you still hear me? for chrissakes, don't leave labels in the printer when you go to lunch!
dude, did she say something?
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