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what the frick is this?

what?

last stack of the day and i got a buncha frickin envelopes with no addresses.

whaddya mean?

big pile on the bottom of the cart. ah, jeez, they're all sticky, and no frickin addresses.

you sure?

yeah. looks like a big clump of stickers all gumped together, too. now how am i supposed to separate this mess? whadda they think, we're running some kinda psychic emporium in the mailroom?

know who was trying to send 'em?

nah, chuck just dropped the cart off after last pick-up and then he left.

no return addresses? don't know what floor they came from, even?

nah, just the company envelopes. could be anyone in the building.

these jackasses.

you're tellin me. there's like 50 of these things and they all look the same. only three of em still have labels on them. for pete's sake, these labels look like my kid coulda made them for a school project. what should i do with all this crapola?

ah, just throw 'em out, the ones with no labels. what are you gonna do? if they say anything, they got lost in the mail.

probably nothing important anyway. mailed em right into the circular file.