Monday, July 12, 2004
alana! are they here? the DARPS? did you speak with them?
no. yes. um, i spoke with them but they're not here yet.
are they coming? where are they?
yes. because of the short notice, i thought maybe they should go straight to the dinner. so i gave them the address info.
what? did you meet them? did you see them?
no, they're going straight to the dinner.
but you spoke to them?
yes.
and they were... diverse?
diverse?
alana! don't make me spell this out. this is a diversity augmentation program, supporting and keeping in line with our core values of equal opportunity and strength in our differences, multiple values in our varied cultures, many voices many viewpoints et cetera et cetera. so...?
ohhh. well, one is named kwesi--
good, good, she must be... ok, and the other?
his name is christopher--
hmmm.
but he's from guyana.
super, then. fabulous. the real thing. uh, guyana, that is in africa, isn't it?
um, sure. i think so.
wonderful. did you call my car? i'm off to the DRAD, with winkyshock's most diverse DARPs yet! congratulate me, all the other directors will be so jealous. guyana. jackpot! multi-ethnic, multi-cultural, multi-bonus for moi! ha ha, how do you say "bonus" in african, i wonder?
no. yes. um, i spoke with them but they're not here yet.
are they coming? where are they?
yes. because of the short notice, i thought maybe they should go straight to the dinner. so i gave them the address info.
what? did you meet them? did you see them?
no, they're going straight to the dinner.
but you spoke to them?
yes.
and they were... diverse?
diverse?
alana! don't make me spell this out. this is a diversity augmentation program, supporting and keeping in line with our core values of equal opportunity and strength in our differences, multiple values in our varied cultures, many voices many viewpoints et cetera et cetera. so...?
ohhh. well, one is named kwesi--
good, good, she must be... ok, and the other?
his name is christopher--
hmmm.
but he's from guyana.
super, then. fabulous. the real thing. uh, guyana, that is in africa, isn't it?
um, sure. i think so.
wonderful. did you call my car? i'm off to the DRAD, with winkyshock's most diverse DARPs yet! congratulate me, all the other directors will be so jealous. guyana. jackpot! multi-ethnic, multi-cultural, multi-bonus for moi! ha ha, how do you say "bonus" in african, i wonder?
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