Thursday, July 15, 2004
hi, i'm leah and i have a boyfriend. hi, i'm leah and i have a boyfriend. hi, i'm--
um, mg? are you, what, practicing, lines or something?
why would i be practicing lines, jay?
uh, why would you be muttering into the refrigerator?
it's princess leah. she always listens to her voicemail on speakerphone at full volume. driving me fucking crazy. hello! we all sit two feet from each other!
oh, yeah. that's annoying.
bad enough when she replays everything five times to copy down the number, which she always does because god knows why she can't write it down the first damn time. but her stupid boyfriend left a message two weeks ago that she won't delete, so every time she plays her messages back, that one comes up first. then she plays just that one over again. then, in case anyone failed to hear it the first million times, she giggles and plays it again.
maybe she just likes hearing his voice.
maybe she's desperate for attention. anyway, doesn't mean the rest of the department does.
why don't you just ask her to turn it down?
ask her? then she'd make some comment about how i'm jealous. except she wouldn't come out and say it like that, she'd be like, 'oh, sorry, mp, it must be so hard for you to hear my boyfriend's messages all the time.'
are you?
am i what?
jealous?
of course not!
ow.
um, mg? are you, what, practicing, lines or something?
why would i be practicing lines, jay?
uh, why would you be muttering into the refrigerator?
it's princess leah. she always listens to her voicemail on speakerphone at full volume. driving me fucking crazy. hello! we all sit two feet from each other!
oh, yeah. that's annoying.
bad enough when she replays everything five times to copy down the number, which she always does because god knows why she can't write it down the first damn time. but her stupid boyfriend left a message two weeks ago that she won't delete, so every time she plays her messages back, that one comes up first. then she plays just that one over again. then, in case anyone failed to hear it the first million times, she giggles and plays it again.
maybe she just likes hearing his voice.
maybe she's desperate for attention. anyway, doesn't mean the rest of the department does.
why don't you just ask her to turn it down?
ask her? then she'd make some comment about how i'm jealous. except she wouldn't come out and say it like that, she'd be like, 'oh, sorry, mp, it must be so hard for you to hear my boyfriend's messages all the time.'
are you?
am i what?
jealous?
of course not!
ow.
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