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jay, new haircut! looking sharp!

ah, thanks, vin. you're the only person who noticed.

now, how could anyone not notice? it looks great! the only thing i'd recommend is, a little more product.

product?

yes. you know, a touch of gel, some styling putty, or this new stuff i love, hair flair. it's for curly hair.

but your hair's straight.

yes, honey. but i'm not. and their ad campaign says 'embrace the unstraight.' how could i not be all over that?

hmm, yeah, i don't know. i'm not really a product kind of guy.