Friday, July 16, 2004
mg, can you get up? i need to take a look around your desk.
sorry, you what?
i need to see if you have any unauthorized caffeinated drinks. i'm our area's caffeinspector. didn't you get the email?
caffeinspector? a-ha. that's good. you had me going for a second there.
going what? i'm serious. if you won't show me your cubicle area voluntarily i'll have to write up one of these. and between you and me, i don't think you can exactly afford a non-compliance report.
a non-compliance report? that reminds me, alana. i've been wanting to talk to you about something for a while now.
i never said anything to anyone, i swear!
i didn't say you did.
oh. well, because, i didn't. ok. i'm skipping your cubicle just this once. but if there's anything left in the bottom of that cup, you better dump it in the amnesty receptacle before the random spot checks.
sorry, you what?
i need to see if you have any unauthorized caffeinated drinks. i'm our area's caffeinspector. didn't you get the email?
caffeinspector? a-ha. that's good. you had me going for a second there.
going what? i'm serious. if you won't show me your cubicle area voluntarily i'll have to write up one of these. and between you and me, i don't think you can exactly afford a non-compliance report.
a non-compliance report? that reminds me, alana. i've been wanting to talk to you about something for a while now.
i never said anything to anyone, i swear!
i didn't say you did.
oh. well, because, i didn't. ok. i'm skipping your cubicle just this once. but if there's anything left in the bottom of that cup, you better dump it in the amnesty receptacle before the random spot checks.
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