Monday, July 19, 2004
mg, you know, i never would have guessed it, but your little friend jay is quite the homophobe.
jay? no way! why'd you think that?
well, i just gave him a compliment, i said his haircut looked good, no big deal, and he got all upset!
jay? upset? yet to see that.
he did! he was practically pounding his chest and shouting, look at me! i'm straight! i'm straight!
i don't believe that. he's not like that. were you, like, hitting on him? not that i think that would even bother him that much. he's too laid back.
ladyfriend, please! would vin tap a birch tree to get maple syrup?
um, no?
of course not! well, i might try. but i have better things to bark at than wrong trees.
right. well, i'm sure he didn't mean it like that, whatever he said.
i think he meant it just like that. a little too like that, if you know what i mean. i think maybe he needs to deal with his own issues before he goes around making assumptions. his haircut didn't look that good, anyway.
jay? no way! why'd you think that?
well, i just gave him a compliment, i said his haircut looked good, no big deal, and he got all upset!
jay? upset? yet to see that.
he did! he was practically pounding his chest and shouting, look at me! i'm straight! i'm straight!
i don't believe that. he's not like that. were you, like, hitting on him? not that i think that would even bother him that much. he's too laid back.
ladyfriend, please! would vin tap a birch tree to get maple syrup?
um, no?
of course not! well, i might try. but i have better things to bark at than wrong trees.
right. well, i'm sure he didn't mean it like that, whatever he said.
i think he meant it just like that. a little too like that, if you know what i mean. i think maybe he needs to deal with his own issues before he goes around making assumptions. his haircut didn't look that good, anyway.
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