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roger! i need you to come in here a minute.

sure, nina. wow, you really got sunburned on my uncle's boat yesterday. but how sweet was that when--

roger! when we step into this office, your uncle and his boat cease to exist.

no, he's fine. he's right down the hall. i saw him.

it is a figure of speech. now, where are the darps? are they here? i need you to send them in.

oh, no. i don't think they're here. i didn't see them.

well? what did they say when you called them on friday?

oh! i was supposed to call them?

roger! could i have been any clearer?

i thought you were having alana do it.

i had planned to, but apparently she wasn't even here on friday. probably off doing some cocaine. we need them here for the dinner tonight! how will it look if we show up at the diversity recruitment augmentation dinner with no recruited diversity? we need our darps for the drad and we need them this minute. get alana in here! i obviously can't trust you with this. now!

'k. did you want me to pour the rest of your coffee into the bucket on the way out?

do you want to keep that hand? don't you think about touching my coffee!

ok, ok, it's just that everybody is supposed to--

everybody is not the director of the department. now, go.