Friday, July 09, 2004
'sa matter, mg, caffeine withdrawal setting in?
please. i doubled up at lunch time.
you have that stunned, is-this-really-my-life slash i-just-saw-a-ghost kind of look.
funny you should say that. feel like the ghost of my sixth grade health teacher sneaked in somehow.
how's that?
nice lady, good enough kickball teacher, but she couldn't spell for jack. she used to warn us about the dangers of injecting "snack."
snack?
yep. she said that's what junkies called heroin. what did we know? we all believed it. if any of us ever did try to turn to a life of crime, we'd have been laughed right off the street corner when we tried to score anything. psst, hey, got any snack? a little cope?
maybe that was secretly her way of keeping you clean.
maybe she was a little burnt herself. anyway, looking at that train wreck of an email, i'm wondering if she left the junior high kids to fend off puberty for themselves, and found a better career as a corporate consultant.
hmm.
it kind of has her fingerprints all over it. she used to make anyone who chewed gum in class spit it out and squish it onto on the windowsill.
no way! that's gross. hmm. but for middle school kids, would probably want to make them try to chew more.
exactly. by the end of the year there was this giant wad. kids used to come from other grades to see it.
so you think people will come from other companies in the building to see our slop buckets of putrid coffee?
yep. we'll be famous for it. good lord, is this all some ridiculous joke?
they seem serious about it...
imagine if they put this much trouble into getting us all computers that worked right?
please. i doubled up at lunch time.
you have that stunned, is-this-really-my-life slash i-just-saw-a-ghost kind of look.
funny you should say that. feel like the ghost of my sixth grade health teacher sneaked in somehow.
how's that?
nice lady, good enough kickball teacher, but she couldn't spell for jack. she used to warn us about the dangers of injecting "snack."
snack?
yep. she said that's what junkies called heroin. what did we know? we all believed it. if any of us ever did try to turn to a life of crime, we'd have been laughed right off the street corner when we tried to score anything. psst, hey, got any snack? a little cope?
maybe that was secretly her way of keeping you clean.
maybe she was a little burnt herself. anyway, looking at that train wreck of an email, i'm wondering if she left the junior high kids to fend off puberty for themselves, and found a better career as a corporate consultant.
hmm.
it kind of has her fingerprints all over it. she used to make anyone who chewed gum in class spit it out and squish it onto on the windowsill.
no way! that's gross. hmm. but for middle school kids, would probably want to make them try to chew more.
exactly. by the end of the year there was this giant wad. kids used to come from other grades to see it.
so you think people will come from other companies in the building to see our slop buckets of putrid coffee?
yep. we'll be famous for it. good lord, is this all some ridiculous joke?
they seem serious about it...
imagine if they put this much trouble into getting us all computers that worked right?
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