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Tuesday, August 03, 2004

attention all employees:
management has decided that, after a series of successful evacuations, standard policy for the duration of the "core of light" infrastructure improvement program will be to NOT evacuate. we would like all employees to please remain at their assigned tasks, even if the endangerment alert system should be activated.
"where there's smoke, there's fire" is an old saying, but in this case, "where there's smoke, there's just soldering and some construction dust." so, until further notice, please remain dedicated to your team's efforts. as the contractors "tear out" walls to "build" a stronger building, we ask all of you to "tear out" the distraction of the alarm system and "build" a stronger company. thank you, and get back to work.

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