Thursday, August 05, 2004
attention all employees:
management would like you to know that we are in the process of mediating the air conditioning situation. the intruder alert corporation, whose product was responsible for the automatic pre-emptive cooling disconnection, and who will be on point to restore air conditioning service, will return from vacation next monday, and will address our situation at that time.
in the meantime, management would like to stress the importance of maintaining a professional appearance and demeanor. any workforce can appear"calm, cool, and collected" when working conditions are "calm and cool." at winkyshock, we will strive to distinguish our corporate image by appearing "calm and cool." therefore, we will raise our "best in class" performance to include the updated "emergency dress code": men may remove neckties, and women may refrain from wearing nylons.
when climatic conditions return to normal, of course, so will the dress code that our consultants devised and outlined for us. (please refer to manual)
we hope you'll find this change as "refreshing" as actual air conditioning would be.
management would like you to know that we are in the process of mediating the air conditioning situation. the intruder alert corporation, whose product was responsible for the automatic pre-emptive cooling disconnection, and who will be on point to restore air conditioning service, will return from vacation next monday, and will address our situation at that time.
in the meantime, management would like to stress the importance of maintaining a professional appearance and demeanor. any workforce can appear"calm, cool, and collected" when working conditions are "calm and cool." at winkyshock, we will strive to distinguish our corporate image by appearing "calm and cool." therefore, we will raise our "best in class" performance to include the updated "emergency dress code": men may remove neckties, and women may refrain from wearing nylons.
when climatic conditions return to normal, of course, so will the dress code that our consultants devised and outlined for us. (please refer to manual)
we hope you'll find this change as "refreshing" as actual air conditioning would be.
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