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hey, you guys are the DARPS, right?

yep.
yeah.

sweet. i wish i was an intern. i'm roger. i'm the one who hired you guys, sort of.

oh. um, thanks.
yeah, thanks.

so, what are you guys majoring in?

economics.
communications.

that's cool, that's cool. me, i studied literature.

yeah?
really? that's a lot of reading.

oh, no! i hate reading! but i figured it out so i could get by without reading hardly anything! i could basically pick up the concepts in class, and from notes, and totally pass the tests. i never even bought any of the stupid books.

why did you major in lit if you lit if you hate books?
yeah, that's... weird.

well, me, i love concepts. and literature has lots of concepts. also, i originally wanted to go into the music industry and be a producer, so, see?

um, yeah.
yeah, that's cool.