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if anybody else said "caffeinaterated" i'd think it was kind of funny. but here it's just-- sorry, can you hold on a minute?
good morning, winkyshock, this is mg.

yes... yes, we are involved with that program.

well, i suppose that would be me, at least for the time being.

you'd what?

i'm sorry, you have a problem with what?

no, no, we don't do anything like that. i think you must have the wrong--

well, yes. as part of the program, we take in several outstanding college students each summer who--

no, i don't believe they have any particular issues like that, not that we're aware of. it's a talent development prog--

yes, i am. and yes, i do. it is the Diversity Augmentation Recruitment Program.

what? oh! oh, no. that's... not us. i see how you were confused, though. sorry. um, good luck.