Wednesday, August 04, 2004
mg, dear, you're good with the internet, right?
um, yeah, i guess.
oh, good! because it just spins me around in knots. but i found something i just have to have and i thought, now who could help me with that? and i thought, mg! i'll just bet that she's ordered things on the line before.
on the line?
of course! on the line. when you buy something from the internet. don't tell me you never have?
oh, online. yes, sure, joanne. what are you trying to order?
a yoga tape. now, i know what you're thinking, joanne? doing yoga!? can you just imagine? well, of course, it's not for me.
no?
it's for my sweet little babies. i just feel like i should do more for them. i said, how can i give more back to them after all the preciousness they give to me? and i saw this video for yoga for cats, and i thought, what would be better than helping them get higher spiritual consciousness and increased flexibility? i'm not sure how i'll be able to tell if that happens to them or not, but it's supposed to reduce their hairballs, too, so, either way. there's a little cartoon of the yoga teacher, too, and he's adorable - he actually looks a little like our president!
the teacher?
yes, his name is karl. i think it would be extra special for the cats to learn from him. i bet they won't even be able to tell the difference! they'll think they're doing yoga with georgie b himself. now what do i need to order from the internet? if i just give you my bank account number, can you take care of it, dear?
um, yeah, i guess.
oh, good! because it just spins me around in knots. but i found something i just have to have and i thought, now who could help me with that? and i thought, mg! i'll just bet that she's ordered things on the line before.
on the line?
of course! on the line. when you buy something from the internet. don't tell me you never have?
oh, online. yes, sure, joanne. what are you trying to order?
a yoga tape. now, i know what you're thinking, joanne? doing yoga!? can you just imagine? well, of course, it's not for me.
no?
it's for my sweet little babies. i just feel like i should do more for them. i said, how can i give more back to them after all the preciousness they give to me? and i saw this video for yoga for cats, and i thought, what would be better than helping them get higher spiritual consciousness and increased flexibility? i'm not sure how i'll be able to tell if that happens to them or not, but it's supposed to reduce their hairballs, too, so, either way. there's a little cartoon of the yoga teacher, too, and he's adorable - he actually looks a little like our president!
the teacher?
yes, his name is karl. i think it would be extra special for the cats to learn from him. i bet they won't even be able to tell the difference! they'll think they're doing yoga with georgie b himself. now what do i need to order from the internet? if i just give you my bank account number, can you take care of it, dear?
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