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so, whaddya think?

i think this is total bullshit! it's like they're trying to keep us in some hyper-controlled state of anxiety all the time! if the alarm goes off every two hours, how would we ever know if anything ever really were wrong? now i jump every time the phone rings. i keep glancing up at the alarm to see if it's about to go off. i can't concentrate. how are we supposed to work like this? and it's sweltering outside and freezing in here and going in and out is going to make us all sick. not to mention now i'm wearing sneakers instead of sandals because we might have to evacuate at any minute. bullshit! that's what i think!

hmm, yeah, ok. i see what you're saying. i just meant, what do you think of my new necktie. but yeah, you totally have a point.