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excuse me, are you leah?

um, yes?

i finished this, uh, your wallet directory.

my wallet directory? what is my wallet directory? is this a joke?

uh, no. the list of names?

names? wallet names? i'm sorry, do you even work here? i don't recognize you.

yeah, actually, i'm an intern. mg said you wanted me to update this list of names and numbers and print it out on a wallet-size card? my name's--

ohhhh. you're the DARP. i have been waiting for this directory for like two months.

uh, sorry. i actuallly just got it the other day.

well, let me see it! um, where's the color?

color?

where's the original? give me that. see? the lines alternate, navy and black ink.

they do? i didn't... oh, yeah. i guess they kind of do. it's all so small that it's sort of hard to see the diff--

how is anyone supposed to read this if all the lines are the same color? do i have to do everything myself around here?