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boo! happy sort-of halloween, mg.

hey, jay. it's off to a disappointing start already.

you were hoping i'd come in drag?

ha. always. but beyond that. you saw that big trick-or-treat pumpkin by the elevators, that said 'happy halloween from your property management company' or whatever?

yep.

for like half a second i got my hopes up that there would be a twix or a reese's or a few hershey's kisses or something. i just had time to think that a little fun-size chocolate bar would make the morning bearable before i got close enough to see that the stupid pumpkin was empty.

aww.

so even though i hadn't even considered candy for breakfast, now i feel like someone stole a chocolate bar right out of my hands.