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hey, mg, good halloween?

morning, jay. it was alright. watched freddy on tv, ate some candy corn.

what? no costume?

nah, not this year. i had an idea, but i couldn't pull it off. seemed like too much work for a sunday night, anyway.

yeah? what was it?

i was gonna get a green wig, green mini-dress, green makeup...

hmm, ok, leprechaun slash tinkerbell kind of thing?

close. i was thinking paris hilton.

in green?

you know. from the video.

oh, man! night vision. try explaining that one to the trick or treaters.

right? the stroller brigade already gives me the evil eye just for smoking outside. so anyway, i just put on a cowboy hat and boots and handed out fun-size snickers bars from the front stoop for a little while to the neighborhood kids.

wow, that must have been cute.

the kids? yeah, have to admit, they can be pretty fucking adorable in those little costumes.

oh. yeah. the kids. definitely. the kids. alright, well, talk to you later.

sure. hey, take some snickers. the moms kept asking if they were low carb, and then making the kids give 'em back. i've got tons left.