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hey, vinnie, can i ask you something?

of course you can. just give me one second here. and, voila! what do you think? do you love it?

oh. wow. you really went to town there.

i had to. i couldn't stand to look at all this beige, beige, blah for another minute.

you must have used five packs of post-it notes!

six. but it is so worth it. i started off by just sticking them around the edges of my monitor, but it looked so much better that i started on the phone. i had to use tape around the curvy parts. then i thought, why stop there, you know?

so you did your entire desk.

it's so much more soothing this way, in pastels. when the next office supplies shipment comes in, i'm going to do the cubicle walls. if i can figure out how to make them stick to the cloth.

good luck. oh, so that reminds me. you order the office supplies--

and thank god. if it was still up to that accounts payable guy, we'd all be using black bic pens and writing on acid green notepads.

true enough. do you order the water, too?

order water? oh, no. i think that's automatic. they set it up a long time ago. it just comes at the beginning of the month.

well, we ran out early somehow, and i'm supposed to get more.

oh, i don't know. i don't know what to tell you. can you just call... i don't know. did you ask nina?

alana said not to bother her about it. i guess dealing with the watercooler is beneath her.

oh, right. she's probably afraid that if she gets near water she'll start melting.