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jay, help me.

what's up, lady?

who the hell orders the water here?

um, let's see. nobody?

har, har. seriously. who's supposed to?

well, i heard some people saying that you were supposed to. they didn't sound happy about it, either.

well, that makes a few of us. apparently, it's my job as of, like, this second. but who did it up til now?

i don't know, the office manager? it sounds like an office manager type of job.

i thought so, too. but who's our office manager?

good question. isn't that sort of what alana is?

you might think. but apparently not. she's an 'administrative facilitator' or something.

huh. and the watercooler isn't one of the things she facilitates.

apparently not.

well, vinnie orders the office supplies, right?

oh, yeah, that's right. as the lavender post-it notes attest. remember when nina made him return all those pretty brushed steel pencil holders? poor guy. good call. i'll check with him.

so, what do you think alana does facilitate, by the way?

besides my smoking and my therapist's bill? couldn't say, offhand.