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jay, what?

what what?

why are you looking at me like that?

i just never thought you had it in you, with the DARPs.

i know. i was so horrible to those kids. but they really pissed me off.

i guess they must have.

and i feel bad for what i said, but i feel even worse about what they said.

what's that?

that i was just like everyone else here. i feel like i'm from another planet than all these people, but the interns looked at me and saw just another cubicle drone.

that is harsh. but still...

still what?

still, do you think you really needed to hit them? that's kind of serious.

hit them?

well, yeah. you did hit one of them, didn't you?

what? why would i hit an intern? i acted like a pissy twelve year old, but for chrissake, i didn't hit anyone! where did you hear that?

oh. um, that's what some people said.

some people?

uh, yeah.

who?

basically, well, everyone.

and you believed them?

well, you did seem really upset the other day. so, you didn't beat anyone up?

of course not! i'm considering it now, though.