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mg, why are you drinking that?

because it's 85 degrees in here and i'm thirsty.

but don't you think it's weird?

do i think it's weird that my company can't manage to keep its watercooler full of water? yes.

no! i mean, don't you think that bottle of water is weird?

roger, not unless you're referring to the corporatization and commodification of what was previously considered a freely available resource. which i imagine you're not.

uh, no. i mean, that's water, right?

hope so.

but -- did you know, it's made by pepsi?

it's distributed by coke, but yeah.

see! it's a soda company, but they're selling water!

so?

so. it's freaky. who knows what they're putting in it? if they're used to making soda, do you really think they'd sell something that didn't have anything in it? i'll stick to soda.

ok.

yeah. at least i know exactly what's in that.