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now explain this to me again? because i was up too late watching that public access show, the one with the drag queen, where they go look for closeted guys at the gay bars? i used to know her. and i love when the guys are like, 'hey yo, i'm just here for my buddy's birthday!' mm hmm. of course you are, sweetie. so tell me again what happened?

well, i got this stupid promotion.

that's fabulous!

but listen. it's not really a promotion. i get a different title and probably more work, but no more money.

oh. despicable. a chinese promotion.

vinnie! a what? you can't say that!

sure i can.

but it's offensive!

look, because i can call myself a fag. so i have a permanent get-out-of-PC free card.

i'm not sure it works like that.

queenie faggy fag. see? i'm not offended at saying that about myself or if other people say it, so really, i can say whatever. see?

hmm. but i can't.

sure you can. if you're with me.

well, in that case, i think it's a mexican promotion. maybe you were thinking of a chinese fire drill?