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whoa! easy there, slugger! throwing styrofoam cups at it isn't going to make it magically refill.

how bout if i kick it?

mg, you can't get so upset about the stupid watercooler. why don't you just look up the name of the company online?

how am i supposed to know the name of the water delivery company if nobody here knows who it is? why am i even involved in this? how is this a promotion for godsake? jay, how come nobody knows anything?

easy, girl. how about, look at this. there's a name right on the tank. we could look that up.

oh. that is a good idea. oh my god, jay, look.

what?

do you think this 800 hundred number that's right here on the side of the machine would help?

there's a phone number on it?

yep. after all this trouble. right here. 'for sales or service.'

well, there you go. that's great!

great, my ass. i've been running around for three days trying to find this damn number and it was right here? this is bullshit.

sheesh, you are a mystery. most people would be happy about finding the number. ow, hey! don't throw the cups at me!