Monday, December 27, 2004
attention all employees:
we are pleased to offer all employees a holiday bonus this year! in this case, the bonus will take the form of the two things we all desire most: "time" and "money."
effective immediately, all employees will be encouraged to shut down all equipment and leave the building. you are getting a "time bonus" of six days off. this will be, in a sense, unpaid vacation time. in another, very real, sense, money is involved. we will be shutting off all heat and electricity to the building, in effect, giving the building itself a well-deserved "vacation." as a result, the company will save money, not only in the week's worth of employee payment, but in energy bills. and money for the company is money for the employees. in a sense.
enjoy your week off, and remember, if you've worked less than a full two hours, you may not put in for any time today.
happy new year! we'll look forward to a "fresh start" on january fourth.
we are pleased to offer all employees a holiday bonus this year! in this case, the bonus will take the form of the two things we all desire most: "time" and "money."
effective immediately, all employees will be encouraged to shut down all equipment and leave the building. you are getting a "time bonus" of six days off. this will be, in a sense, unpaid vacation time. in another, very real, sense, money is involved. we will be shutting off all heat and electricity to the building, in effect, giving the building itself a well-deserved "vacation." as a result, the company will save money, not only in the week's worth of employee payment, but in energy bills. and money for the company is money for the employees. in a sense.
enjoy your week off, and remember, if you've worked less than a full two hours, you may not put in for any time today.
happy new year! we'll look forward to a "fresh start" on january fourth.
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