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hey, jay. i've got a surprise for you.

really?

yeah. a few pounds of rotting bird and pig meat.

gosh. and here i just ate.

ah, too bad. well, you can just stick it under your desk til you get hungry again.

i think there's something in the employee handbook against that. not that it isn't tempting. aren't you vegetarian, anyway? did you fall off the wagon at thanksgiving?

actually, i didn't. but saint joanne wanted to spread the holiday spirit by bringing me some leftovers.

ah.

and also, the salmonella. she basically said she'd incubated a nice crop of bacteria on it before she gave it to me.

hmm. at least she told you.

i'm serious. at first i thought she was joking, but then i realized she's just crazy.

oh, she's a little flighty, but i don't think she's crazy.

you want to lift up this tin foil and then tell me this is the handiwork of a 'flighty' person?

ew. that does smell a little off.

a little off? this is the tupperware of a madwoman.

lucky you're a vegetarian.

lucky i'm on xanax.