Monday, December 06, 2004
hey, mg! wanna hear a story?
no.
it's not a joke this time, it's a real story. it's sweet! ok?
not really.
ok, so last night, i had a dream that i was eating my pillow.
i doubt that.
and when i woke up, my... wait. no, wait, i told it backwards.
i thought it was a real story.
it is, it is! ok. i was eating a giant marshmallow yesterday.
were you.
yes, i was, as a matter of fact. this is true. no, wait! i had a dream i was eating a giant marshmallow. that's true.
fascinating. and, unlikely. look, i have a lot of--
wait! i figured it out! i dreamed i was eating a giant marshmallow and when i woke up, my pillow was gone! that's it!
are you telling me you ate your pillow, roger?
what do you mean?
roger, that's the point of the joke. you thought you were eating a marshmallow but - ha, ha - you were really eating your pillow.
it's not a joke! i swear, that's what really happened!
well, okay. in that case, it means you're gay. it's a known thing - dreaming about marshmallows means you're gay. i'll go tell vinnie for you.
no! wait! ok, it was just a joke i heard. i didn't really get what it meant until you explained it, though. i better tell my nephew not to tell that anymore, so the other second graders don't think he's gay.
no.
it's not a joke this time, it's a real story. it's sweet! ok?
not really.
ok, so last night, i had a dream that i was eating my pillow.
i doubt that.
and when i woke up, my... wait. no, wait, i told it backwards.
i thought it was a real story.
it is, it is! ok. i was eating a giant marshmallow yesterday.
were you.
yes, i was, as a matter of fact. this is true. no, wait! i had a dream i was eating a giant marshmallow. that's true.
fascinating. and, unlikely. look, i have a lot of--
wait! i figured it out! i dreamed i was eating a giant marshmallow and when i woke up, my pillow was gone! that's it!
are you telling me you ate your pillow, roger?
what do you mean?
roger, that's the point of the joke. you thought you were eating a marshmallow but - ha, ha - you were really eating your pillow.
it's not a joke! i swear, that's what really happened!
well, okay. in that case, it means you're gay. it's a known thing - dreaming about marshmallows means you're gay. i'll go tell vinnie for you.
no! wait! ok, it was just a joke i heard. i didn't really get what it meant until you explained it, though. i better tell my nephew not to tell that anymore, so the other second graders don't think he's gay.
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