Friday, December 10, 2004
mg! can you help me with the copier?
probably not, roger.
c'mon, you're good at this stuff. you use the copier all the time!
that is true, sadly.
well, i figured out how to make it print darker or lighter, but how do you change the texture?
the texture? like the density gradient for copying a photograph?
no, the texture. of the paper.
the paper? what are you talking about?
well, i want it to come out smooth, but instead it's coming out all wrinkly. i can't find where you adjust it.
oh. that. you don't.
oh. are we supposed to use wrinkly copies now? because i didn't see any memo about that or anything.
no! for chrissakes, roger, they're not supposed to be wrinkly. it's just broken!
okay, okay. you don't have to yell. why doesn't somebody just fix it then?
probably not, roger.
c'mon, you're good at this stuff. you use the copier all the time!
that is true, sadly.
well, i figured out how to make it print darker or lighter, but how do you change the texture?
the texture? like the density gradient for copying a photograph?
no, the texture. of the paper.
the paper? what are you talking about?
well, i want it to come out smooth, but instead it's coming out all wrinkly. i can't find where you adjust it.
oh. that. you don't.
oh. are we supposed to use wrinkly copies now? because i didn't see any memo about that or anything.
no! for chrissakes, roger, they're not supposed to be wrinkly. it's just broken!
okay, okay. you don't have to yell. why doesn't somebody just fix it then?
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