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Tuesday, January 11, 2005

MG! Look! I'm a samurai! Hai-ya!

Godsake, Roger, take that off!

What. It looks cool. I am the cat-head samurai! Haiiii-ya!

It does not look cool! If you're going to wear that, you should wear it with respect. It's a sign of mourning.

Yeah, I found it on my desk this morning. What are you talking about?

Roger, do you even know what that is?

Uh, yeah? It's an evil-cat-head head band. Why else would I have it on my head?

Roger! It's an armband. Joanne made them for everyone to show their support since her cat died. That's a picture of her dead cat that you have plastered on your forehead.

That's even cooler! I'm the dead cat-head samurai!

Roger.

What. It's perfect. The samurais used to scalp their enemies and wear them on their own heads, so this is kind of the same thing.

What? No they did not, and no it is not. Look, if Joanne sees you like that, she's gonna freak out.

No, she's not. She already saw it. She looked right at me. She, like, grabbed both my hands and said thank you. So, haiiii-ya!

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