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Vinnie! Wow!

I know! Do you love it?

It's really... dramatic.

Yes. I've moved the drama out of my personal life, and onto my head. It was my new year's resolution. What was yours?

I think I'm going to try to be a little friendlier to everyone.

You? But MG, you are such a sweetheart. You're the only person who didn't freak out about my hair.

Thanks, Vin. But you're the only one who thinks so.

Anything else on the MG-improvement agenda?

I was thinking about quitting smoking. But the two would be mutually exclusive. Of course.

So true, sweetie! I personally was in a state of permanent PMS for three entire months after I quit. Not cute. But then I started with the crystals and the herbal tea and the color science therapy, and voila. I am the smoke-free pillar of zen you see before you today. Ommm!

Hm. I'll keep that in mind. But I think I'm going to stick to smokes and strained smiles for a while, see how that goes.

Ok, honey. But you know, it couldn't hurt to reorient your Feng Shui a little. Maybe, you know, a fresh plant or something?

What, the dusty plastic one doesn't count?