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Jay! There you are!

Oh. Hi, MG.

Where have you been? I feel like I hardly see you.

I've been around. No big deal.

Well, it seems like you never stop by anymore. I hope I didn't do anything?

Nah. You're always hanging out with Vinnie anyway. Which is totally cool. Of course. But I've kind of got my own thing going on. So.

Your own thing? Jay, Leah's possessed. Nina's a harpy. And as much as I love Vinnie, I'm always afraid he's about to suggest I stick a crystal up my ass to clarify my chakras or something. You've always been the only reality check in this place, and now you're like frat brothers with Roger for godsake, and I can't deal!

Hey, Roger's pretty cool. He's got some pretty interesting ideas. Can you let me get past there? I think my bacon's done nuking.

Jay, that's your bacon in the microwave? The whole place reeks from it!

Reeks? Bacon smells awesome. Everybody loves that smell.

You know I'm a vegetarian! I can't stand the smell!

Ha, ha. I think Roger was right about you.

Roger was right about me? You and Roger were talking about me? And Roger was right? About what?

Oh, nothing. Smell ya later!